Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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