our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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