I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
