Walk of Shame. In a state park.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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