I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Panties = found
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
