i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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