Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Randomize
