Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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