I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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