Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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