theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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