1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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