so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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