"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
