Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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