I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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