it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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