I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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