Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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