Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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