Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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