More tranny stories later!
farters have to be the big spoon...
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
A+ Viking dick
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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