She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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