guys are only as good as the porn they watch
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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