Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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