38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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