Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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