I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
