Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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