Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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