Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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