I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Randomize
