A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
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