normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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