Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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