I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Is that strawberry winking at me??
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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