You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
How naked do you want me to be?
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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