Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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