You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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