Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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