How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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