these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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