I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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