just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Just high enough for therapy.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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