I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I enjoy the company of your penis
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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