you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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