So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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