Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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