You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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