i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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