in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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