Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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