So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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