Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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