When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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